Sawyer Sayings, Eleanora Explanations & Kolter Quips

Sawyer:

S: I don't want to live in Oklahoma City anymore
Mom: Where do you want to live?
S: Oklahoma country

Mom: Who did you sit by at lunch?
S: Hmmm. Let me run through my memory bank... Oh yes, Josiah and a new person

Mom: Are you going to take care of mom and dad when we're old?
S: Seriously? I'm going to be a spy, not a servant!

Mom changing a poopy diaper
S: Ew, gross! Why did you even take this job?

Mom: You did a great job! How did you feel about your Thanksgiving program?
S: I've never felt more alive!

S: Mom, can we go somewhere where they speak Spanish?
Mom: Sure, where were you thinking?
S: Maybe Japan?

Mom: Sawyer, did you make any friends at church?
S: Well no. You didn't tell me too!

Mom: Did you like the note I left in your lunchbox?
S: Mom, why did you put a note in my lunchbox? Please don't do that again.

S: Please Mom! You need to show me the money!

S: Even when I'm a ninja I'll still be your snuggly baby boy

Nora:

N: He's a rapper?!
Mom: Do you know what a rapper is?
N: YES! It's someone who wraps gifts!

Dad: Nora is there anything about us that is the same?
N: Well, we both have ears.

N: Why are you staring at me like I'm crazy?
Mom: Why do you think?
Nora: because you love me
Mom: Sure, yes, exactly

Out of no where...
N (between sobs and wails): everyone has broken my heart! Everyone is ruining my life!

N: Mom liked sports when she was little...she was a bobby girl

N: You know what my biggest fear is?
Mom: No, what is it?
N: My biggest fear is milk.

N: Mom, there's a bug on the sidewalk!
Mom: Nora, it's summer you're going to have to get used to it because we will be outside a lot. You've got to learn to deal.
N (straight face): No deal.

Kolter:

K: You gave Evy 1 cracker because she is one.
Mom: Yes, buddy.
K: I'm a genius!

Dad (in a moment of frustration): Nora I don't want to hear a peep out of you until your pj's are on
Kolter: peep

Mom: Kolter, where are your shoes?
K: a horse ate them

Sawyer Sayings, Eleanora Explanations & Kolter Quips

Sawyer:

While discussing a "store" being open at his school.
Sawyer: Mom, I need some money!
Mom: For what?
Sawyer: Please Mom! Just show me the money!

Sawyer: Nora, we will always live together.
Nora: Awe, that's sweet! But what about when I get married?
Sawyer: Well, then I will live with you. And if you ever have a problem you can call me or FaceTime me. My phone password will be 9919. And if you don't have a phone you can FaceTime me on your tablet.

After being on the road for 10+hours and Mommy no longer has the energy to talk "Please stop asking questions and use your imagination to entertain yourself."
Sawyer: Mommy, I have lost my imagination!

Sawyer: Do you speak piglet?
i.e. pig latin ;)

Sawyer: Mom, when I have a daughter I'm going to name her Kristen.
Mom: Awe, that's sweet! Why would you do that?
Sawyer: Because you're my favorite girl!

Sawyer: Mom, do you know 5th grade words?
Mom: Um, yes.
Sawyer: Can you tell me all of them?
Mom: Well, I'm not sure what list your teacher uses.
Sawyer (exasperated): Mom, did you even go to 5th grade?

Mom, I have a predicament. It's kind of embarrassing but I'm going to tell you...Sometimes I see beautiful girls and I love them.

Sawyer: Dad, can you help me lick my armpits?

Nora:

As she puts a pot on her head.
Nora: They call me pothead!
Mommy: Nora, I don't think that's a name you want to be associated with.

Evy's ears look like Cheetos

After passing an Under Armour store: "Mom, look it's Malone!" Daddy may have a few (read TONS) of Under Amor apparel from Malone.

Scene: Nora crying on her bed
Me: What's wrong?
Nora: Everybody thinks I'm a monster!
Me: Really? Has someone said that to you?
Nora: Well, no. But they think I am.
Me: Are you sure?
Nora: No, but I think I am. I'm not good at listening. I'm just like a monster.
Oh the drama!

YOU'RE ALWAYS ORDERING ME AROUND LIKE I'M CINDERELLA!

Nora (dejected): Mom, no one else has a name that starts with an "N."
Me: That's not true! Have you heard of Nicole?
Nora (in a teenage sassy tone): Mom, you just made up that word.

Mom: Do you want your My Little Pony?
Nora (exasperated): That's not your pony! It's mine!

Kolter:

After complaining about Mama kissing his oh-so-kissable cheeks.
Mom: I blew you a kiss.
Kolter: You blue me a kiss? Look I green you a kiss!

Mom: Kolter, you are 3 feet tall!
Kolter: No, mommy! I have 2 feet!

Looking at lights
Kolter: Mom, I need sunglasses.

Mom: What made you so big?
Kolter: Applesauce
That's actually accurate ;) He LOVES applesauce

Kolter (while picking his nose): Mom, I have a boogie but I can't get it!

Mom: That's not a boogie, that's a scab.

Kolter: Mom, you're a booger genius!

Nora (trying to resolve a conflict): Kolter, you just need to let it go.

Kolter: Yeah, like Elsa!

Sawyer Sayings {1}

Sawyer had his 1st funny quote today and of course I have to record it.

I'm sure this will probably be a reoccurring post throughout his childhood.

Setting the scene: I'm sitting on the couch as Sawyer climbs all over me and the belly.

Me: Sawyer do you want to talk to the baby?

Sawyer: uh (translates into "yes")

Sawyer lays his head on my belly

Sawyer: Hi baby! Out!

End of conversation.

Son, I couldn't have said it better myself!